feelmotivated:

When I get old, I’ll still workout

feelmotivated:

When I get old, I’ll still workout

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

spooky-bae:

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

I need one

officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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